Posted 19 hours ago

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

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Posted 19 hours ago

supertigerbutt:

My sushi is too strong for you, traveller

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

Posted 19 hours ago

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

Posted 19 hours ago

acesenpaimissyou:

90skindofworld:

Carlton dropping some real shit

I don’t usually see stuff like this on my dash so I had to reblogg it. Carlton knows his shit.

Posted 19 hours ago

8bit-anarchy:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

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Posted 1 day ago

stimutax:

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Posted 1 day ago

mind-body-wellness:

beerandbeardsforme:

alltheselittlevoices:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

Holy shit

This fucked me up